Valentine’s Day is a divisive holiday, but whether you’re for or against a holiday of hearts and love, I think we can all agree that these cheesy vintage Valentines are “out of this world.” Featuring retro robots, vintage astronauts, and cheesy messages, these images are a nostalgic reminder of exchanging Valentines in elementary school. In addition to a nice trip down memory lane, many of these Valentines are perfect to print out and give to your beloved for a day of retro love.
This lady astronaut proclaims “You are out of this world!” (At least she’s dressed practically for space travel!)
These robot lovers say “You put my control panel out of order.”
Testing, testing, this retro astronaut says, “I’ll be your Valentine, just give me the signal!”
This little robot engineer says “May sound screwy, but I’m in love with you-y!”
This little astronaut says “You’ve got me flyin’ high Valentine.”
Aliens fall in love two. These far out spacemen say “I’ll tell the world we’re going to PLANET so we can be Valentines.’
“My love is far out!” This Valentine helpfully reminds us of the date of Valentine’s day with its retro-robot. Available on Etsy.
The message on this one is probably Photoshopped, but I love it. This spaceman and his raygun says “Set phaser to sunning! Be mine!”
This retro astronaut says “Just PLANET right and I’m yours!” Source.
This astronaut asks his lady back in the spaceship, “Don’t leave me up in the air! Are you my Valentine?”
This super cute vintage robot says “You super charge me, dear.” Available on Etsy.
This retro rocket is blasting off because of your love. “You really SEND me, Valentine.” Buy on Etsy.
cute! An atomic age duck with his jetpack proclaiming, “I’m up in the air over you, Valentine.” Source.
This rocket lady says, “A Valentine for you. Can’t help mooning over you.” Source.
This vintage tin toy says, “I’m a robot without your love to activate me.” Source.
These vintage astronauts (and astro-pup!) say “I’d be on top of the world if you’d be my Valentine!”
I love this atompunk girl with her secret agent Cold War paranoia. “Why keep it a secret? I go for you Valentine.” Source.
Get ready for lift-off. This UFO drone says “You’ll land in my heart by remote control.”
This little astronaut has his raygun and his love for you: “I’ll be flyin’ high if you’ll be my Valentine.” Source.
This retro astronaut with his rocket has a quick message: “You’re A-OKAY Valentine. I’m in orbit.” Buy on Etsy.
This one’s a little different. The astronaut is a rabbit! “Be my space honey bunny.” So cute!
These cute astronauts say, “Just SPACE to say you’re my VALENTINE.” Buy on Etsy.
If dogs are more your thing, this one features an astro-pup proclaiming, “I am sub-orbital without you.” Buy on Etsy.
This one is great because instead of a sci-fi style rocket, it features a space capsule that’s splashed down in the ocean. This astronaut says, “Please, pick-up my heart–it’s yours.”